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Johana's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
LA LAKERS of course! I love attending games and just hanging out and watching them with friends in Sports Bars!

What's your favorite movie quote?
One of them is: "Life passes most people by while they're busy making grand plans for it." Geroge Jung, Blow

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Anything I can move too! Give me a week to warm up and I will school you! A close second is old school Mario Brothers of course. Classic.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
One tattoo on my rib cage, and honestly it was not bad at all...promise...but then again..I am a tough cookie.

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
HAHA probably go with the "thong song," by Sisqo...thong thong thong thong thong thooong!

What's your best party trick?
I have a couple. One: I'm a whiskey drinker, therefore, I can pretty much outdrink most males. That's always fun. (Especially when they are 3 times my size.) Two: I am theee best flip cup team mate! If it was a sport I would be MVP.

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
You're so beautiful you'd make a grown man cry.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
I worked at Chuck E. Cheese & yes I was Chuckie at times. Sounds like fun right? Well not when you have put the costume right after a sweaty stinky guy takes it off. Good times!

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Not on purpose fo sure,but I fell about 20ft downhill off a banshee while riding. Ah, I'm surprised I am alive with no broken bones. I have some gnarly scars and photos for memorabilia.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Fresh Aloe Vera!

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
A lady doesn't kiss and tell darling ;)

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Depends on my mood, for the most part a tank top and some little shorts. When at home a T-Shirt and underwear, comfort comes first!

Tell us a joke.
What does a Cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt! hahahahahahahaha

Special thanks to Hyde Beach in Miami, FL