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Kelsey's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
Detroit Tigers. They're an awesome team and I love a good game of baseball, there's just something about balls, bats, beers and Justin Verlander that makes me weak at the knees.

What's your favorite movie quote?
I have MANY favorite movie quotes, my friends all find me memorable for my movie quoting abilities, but I find myself relating to this movie quote most often "Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!" - Vince Vaughn, Wedding Crashers

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Mario Kart on Nintendo 64... and Yes i can and it will be embarrassing.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
pierced ears two in one ear three in the other. one tattoo lower right of my back

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Makes me ill by 'N sync, and yes I know every single word

What's your best party trick?
I used to be a gymnast, so I'd have to say my ability so hold a perfect handstand in while doing a keg stand

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
"excuse me.... are you.... can I just check something real quick. (guy looks at t-shirt tag) yup, just as I thought... made in heaven." I about died when I heard that.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
working with 46 women.... I have six sisters, thats enough estrogen for me.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
swam with and fed stingrays in the cayman Islands

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Totino's Pizza rolls... mmmmm

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
well it's in my freezer, but a 15 pound box of bacon...

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
late night topless back hand springs on the beach

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
gym clothes... I do crossfit and I I feel like I always work harder at the gym when I look better

Tell us a joke.
This woman walks into a bar, and she has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits. She sits down, raises her arm, and says, "Bartender, I would like a drink." There's an old drunk sitting next to her. Slurring, he says, "Barkeep, I would like to buy the ballerina a drink." She accepts, drinks it, raises her arm again to get the bartender's attention, and orders another. The old man says, "Barkeep, you just keep giving the ballerina anything she wants." Finally, the bartender goes over to the drunk and says, "Sir, that's nice of you, but how do you know she's a ballerina?" The old man answers, "Son, you don't get to be my age without learning that only ballerinas can lift their legs that high."