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Kristen's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
I love any Philadelphia team- but nothing beats going to see a Phillies game in the summer!

What's your favorite movie quote?
Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may. (Fight Club)

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Hmm... I used to really love Silent Hill and Call of Duty. Haven't played in awhile but I was pretty good when I did.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
5 tattoos. (ankle, ribs, back, shoulder and wrist)

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Eek. Lindsay Lohan's single from her "singing debut". Terrible, just terrible.

What's your best party trick?
It's not really a "party trick" but I know how to hotwire a car. And I did it at a party in high school. So does that count as a trick?

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
It wasn't memorable, it was gross. "Does the carpet match the drapes?" In regards to being a redhead.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
Most of my high school jobs really sucked, as they all do. But working at a shitty tanning salon where I hardly ever got paid on time was the worst.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Jumped off a cliff into the ocean in Mexico (in the middle of the night) with all my clothes on - completely drunk. Very lucky I didn't hit the rocks or drown. Completely wreckless and stupid.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
WENDY'S!... There's one near my house that is open 24 hours and nothing beats a big, greasy burger when you're drunk.

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Coconut water.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
I feel sexiest when I start out my day in a sexy bra & panty set. No matter what I am wearing, I know what's going on underneath. I also love to wear lace dresses and boots or ripped jeans and tank tops. It really all depends on my mood.

Tell us a joke.
You ever hear someone say, "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting"
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work.