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Kristi's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
I love sports! I grew up watching football and basketball with my dad, but I will say football is my favorite and the Denver Bronco's have my heart! I lived in Colorado for over 8 years and even though I am back in Cali, I'llbe a Bronco fan for life.

What's your favorite movie quote?
Not fair, too many to choose from! "Fuckin' Catalina wine mixer" "Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!"

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Ohhhh that's tough! I love all the old school nintendo games and yes I could probably school you on Super Mario 3! But I have been known to play a little Call of Duty and Halo.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
3 Tattoos : Large piece on my upper back, lower back and my very first one on my ankle Piercings: 7 in my ears

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Hmmmm I am music junkie! I love all music from hard metal to country and everything in between so I wouldn't say I have anything that I am embarrassed by.

What's your best party trick?
I can C-Walk like nobody's business and I can also slide down a pole upside down.

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
The best girl pick-up line ever! "Do you know what would look great together? My first name and your last name."

What's the worst job you've ever had?
I've actually been blessed to have some pretty amazing jobs! I have had some pretty terrible bosses though.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
I have been sky diving, bungee jumping, and scuba diving in some pretty deep water. Jumping off some 30 foot cliffs at Lake Powell is probably the scariest thing I have done.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Del Taco or Pizza for sure!

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Some home made wine from a friend.

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
I am a HUGE fan of getting frisky outdoors! And being mostly naked in public is never an issue when you are a burlesque dancer.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Ultimate favorite go-to outfit is a wife beater tank, jeans and heels.

Tell us a joke.
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.