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Lacey's Q & A

Favorite Sport/Team
Arkansas Razorbacks!

Favorite Movie/Actor
Bradley Cooper... yummmm

Go-to karaoke song
Whats Up - 4 Non-Blondes

My first job
Catfish N buffet waitress, reallll greasyyyy

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
A tiny "Life" in Hebrew in the middle of my back, under bra strap. I was told by a guy who went to war that technically it means, "live life no regrets"... and I'm okay with that too. I also have my son's name, Jude, in cursive behind my ear. And my initials "LA" on my right side.. it's my regret tat.. but hey, most people have one of those right? right.

Mac or PC?
MAC! I like shiny sleek white things :) but MAC uses better protection ;) ...or they don't need protection? either way...

Nintendo, Xbox 360, PS3, or don't game?
The only gaming I do is on my Wii, where I downloaded the original Nintendo NES Super Mario 3. Why were they so much easier to play when I was little?

What fun fact, talent or superpower of yours should guys know about?
I have a superpower. I am a numerical memory hybrid. I can remember any number if I've dialed it once. It's kinda freaky. Kinda like Rain Man... but um, sexier. Yeah, I'm just like a sexy Rain Man. Totes.

What's the most memorable pick up line you've ever heard?
Welp, I was working as the big feathery showgirl at the casino once, and this wonky, greasy, redneck, over-all wearin', smellin' like a junkyard with mangy poop birds for sale, 3 teeth havin', creepo grabbed me and whispered into my ear, "If I stick money inside of ya, Can I play with ya?" It was horrid. Security swooped in... but I'm pretty sure it's the most memorable.. so I guess he knew what he was doin. Nah, he gets no credit.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Oh man... illegal or not? HA! I don't think I wanna answer thing question and get myself in trouble... You'll have to ask me more... privately ;)

What's the most unusual place you've ever hooked up? How'd it go?
Well once my boyfriend and I thought it'd be a romantic sensual idea to go out the the pier on valentines night. But it was freezing, and hard on the rocks, and wet and mossy like... plus that lighthouse light freaks you out like a deer mid-sess.... real awkward. But tanning beds are fun :)

What's in your purse or pocket right now?
Ummm, my pocket has a receipt for a bag of Reese's Easter eggs... which was probably a bad idea, but they are just so melty. And some lip liner? Now that I think of it... where's my gloss at..

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?
A soft over-sized T-shirt and some real panties (aka not a thong). It's my nighttime attire. Something like Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels.

Would you rather have boring sex all the time or an amazing romp once a year?
Aaaaaah man.... that's a trickster. Who likes boring sex? I'm gonna choose the amazing romp sess. More so because you can never not choose the option with the word, "romp."

If you could do a shot of Jose Cuervo with anyone -- dead or alive -- who would it be?
Beyonce! She's just tooooo fabulous. I'd love for her to teach me all she knows about success. Unedited and Drunk!