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Lauren's Q & A

If you could do a shot of Jose Cuervo with anyone -- dead or alive -- who would it be?
kim kardashian. seriously.

Favorite Sport/Team
Red Sox

Favorite Movie/Actor
Jackie Brown

Go-to karaoke song
I prefer to critique others...

My first job

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
None. But I'm a huge fan of men getting engagement ring tattoos because they can't ever come off. ; )

Mac or PC?

Nintendo, Xbox 360, PS3, or don't game?
All of the above.

What fun fact, talent or superpower of yours should guys know about?
I'm cupid. I help couples find the perfect engagement "bling." Give a woman a diamond, and she'll give you pretty much anything.

What's the most memorable pick up line you've ever heard?
Still waiting for one...

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Leaving the dark side, and becoming a soldier of love.

What's the most unusual place you've ever hooked up? How'd it go?
The Jolly Roger. Fan-freakin-tastic.

What's in your purse or pocket right now?
They should really make panties with pockets.

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?
bikinis. And a giant rock.

Would you rather have boring sex all the time or an amazing romp once a year?
sophie's choice. btw, boring sex is an oxy-moron.

What is your Axe personality?
Definitely brainy girl.  Here's why. I collect academic degrees like they are designer handbags. My favorite kind of foreplay is a chess match.  Opening moves are everything.