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Lindsey

Greenwood Village, Colorado

2008: Week 10
Height: 
5'9"
Weight: 
115lbs.
Measurements: 
26-35-34

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 115

Measurements: 26-35-34

Profession: Student

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite Sports Team: Denver Nuggets

Favorite Movie/Actor: Audrey Hepburn

Go-to karaoke song: "Sweet Child of Mine" by Guns N Roses

First Job: Waitress

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?): I have five tattoos--my lower back, back of my neck, bikini line and each rib cage. My ears and belly button are pierced.

What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?: I am double-jointed in both hips meaning I can just drop down and do the splits anytime, anywhere. I could also pick my nose with my tongue if I wanted to because it's so long.

What's the most memorable pick up line you've ever heard?: A guy once asked me if I liked kids. I told him that I am not around kids that much but that I don't mind them. Then he proceeded to ask me if I would go with him the next day to help him pick out a book for his 6-year-old niece because she loves to read and it was her birthday that following weekend. I just remember thinking it was lame.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?: During my freshman year in college my three girlfriends and I decided to drive to Vegas for the weekend. After a long weekend of lying about our ages, drinking way too many cranberry vodkas and creating those stories that fall into the category of what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, we were driving back to college in Colorado. We were low on gas and got so excited when we saw the sign saying "Welcome Back to Colorful Colorado!" There was literally nothing in sight, the gas light had been on for about 15 miles by now and we were starting to panic. We saw a sign for a town that didn't sound familiar so we decided to break out the trusty road map. After finally looking at the map we realized we had entered the wrong side of Colorado and were about 300 miles off course. To make a long story short we were afraid we might have to hike up our shorts and stand by the side of the road to hitch a ride back to school. Luckily it didn't come to that! We were able to run on fumes for a few more miles and found a gas station.

What's the most unusual place you've ever hooked up? How'd it go?: In my parents shower in their vacation home in Frisco, Co. It was terrible! I thought they were both up on the mountain skiing so I snuck in there with my guy and about five minutes later my dad walked in. It was so embarrassing! I've always been a daddy's girl so I know this was not something he wanted to know about, let alone unknowingly walkin on!

Have you ever lied to get something for free? What was it?: I really wanted to be body painted for Halloween last year so I told a regular who came into a restaurant I used to work at that my dad was really sick and I had no money to go visit him. Needless to say he took pity upon that story and shelled out $300 ($100 more than I had asked for). My body paint turned out awesome and none of my friends expected it!

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?: A pair of boycut panties and a tank top.

Would you rather have boring sex all the time or an amazing romp once a year?: I would absolutely have an amazing romp once a year. That way I have 364 days to think about what I would do during those 24 hours.