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Mary - Albuquerque, NM

Height: 5'2

Weight: 100

Measurements: 34-24-34

Profession: Student/bartender

Relationship Status: Hooked-up

Favorite Sports Team: New Orleans Saints

Favorite Movie/Actor: Elf (Will Farrel is hilarious!)

Go-to karaoke song:

First Job: Lawyer's Secretary

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?): No piercings. Eight tattoos; waist, back, neck, finger, and legs.

What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?: My superpower is that I can eat massive amounts of food in one day, and keep my tiny figure!

What's the most memorable pick up line you've ever heard?: You wanna go back to my house for pizza and sex? (I say no)... Why not? You don't like pizza?

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?:

What's the most unusual place you've ever hooked up? How'd it go?: I really shouldn't kiss and tell!

Have you ever lied to get something for free? What was it?: Not lie, just flash my cute smile.

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?: Sweats, a tank top, and a hat.

Would you rather have boring sex all the time or an amazing romp once a year?: I am lucky enough to have great sex all the time, but if you are making me choose I guess just one amazing romp once a year. But it really better be freaking amazing!