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Melissa's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
NY Giants... My father was a huge fan, one of my better childhood memories.

What's your favorite movie quote?
Pope of Greenwich Village... "Charlie! They took my thumb! "

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Pacman... and yes!

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Navel and nose piercings. 10 tattoos: Wrist, neck, shoulder, center of back, 3 on lower back, bikini line, butt, stomach.

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Air Supply... All out of Love.

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
Supermarket cashier.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
White Castle.

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
My daughter's DNA.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Wife-beater and boy shorts

Tell us a joke.
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again says "NO". "But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again. "Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher. Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON" Little Johnny replies "It ain't my finger either."