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Melissa - Dublin, CA

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 120

Measurements: 34-24-36

Profession: Legal assistant/bartender

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite Sports Team: Football 49ers

Favorite Movie/Actor: Fun With Dick and Jane with Jim Carrey

Go-to karaoke song: "Don't Stop Believin'"

First Job: Jack In The Box cashier

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?): Seven earing holes and a belly button piercing. And, as far as tattoos, I have music notes on the inside of my lip, two hearts and stars on my hip, and a kiss on my buttocks.

What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?: I can sing really well and in more than one language.

What's the most memorable pick up line you've ever heard?: "You must have those flys all over because you're the shit."

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?: I went to Macaroni Grill with my ex-boyfriend, and all day we were making jokes about me not being able to embarrass him. So when we went to dinner I started screaming and faking an orgasm when I got my food. I pulled a total Sally from When Harry Met Sally. He was so embarrassed!

What's the most unusual place you've ever hooked up? How'd it go?: In the dugout of a baseball field. It was great until the sprinklers went on.

Have you ever lied to get something for free? What was it?: Yes, I lied to the movie ticket guy at the movies when I was like 15. I told him I was already in the theater, and I just went to meet my friend outside to get some extra cash. He bought it.

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?: Jeans, a t-shirt, some heels and some really cute accessories.

Would you rather have boring sex all the time or an amazing romp once a year?: An amazing romp every year would do, because I'm very picky about who I'm intimate with. But if it was great it would be that much better.