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Michele's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
The Green Bay Packers are my favorite team because I was born and raised in Wisconsin, so being a fan is a state requirement! Also, our mascot is a wedge of cheese! It doesn't get more ridiculous than that!

What's your favorite movie quote?
"They're called boobs, Ed." -Erin Brockovich

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
My favorite video game is Nintendo Wii Bowling, and yes, I will kick your butt into next week!

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
The only piercings I have are one in each ear. I do not have any tattoos.

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Since I teach children's classes, I have a wide array of embarrassing songs. I have everything from The Wiggles to entire Disney soundtracks.

What's your best party trick?
I am an excellent hula hooper!

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
You're more surprisingly stunning than a monkey with a taser!

What's the worst job you've ever had?
The worst job I've ever had has to be a toss-up between picking up dog poop, changing diapers, and cleaning toilets. Overall, my resume is pretty shit-tastic!

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
The most dangerous thing I've ever done is dance with another girl's boyfriend while she was in plain view.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Whatever I can get my hands on! Usually something unhealthy that I will regret in the morning!

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
The strangest thing in my fridge would be unidentifiable leftovers now classified as science experiment "Exhibit A."

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
The naughtiest thing I've ever done would be the time I walked down a busy street wearing only lingerie and high heels on a hot summer night.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Nothing makes me feel sexier than a great pair of high heels. The higher, the better!

Tell us a joke.
I got expelled from school on pajama day… It’s not my fault I sleep naked!