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Samantha's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
My favorite sports team would have to be the CHARGERS! I am a die hard Charger fan for life. I am born and raised in San Diego, so the Chargers are my number one team!

What's your favorite movie quote?
"You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!" -Johnny Depp playing Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
I am a complete nerd and proud of it! Come out of the closet fellow nerds! I used to play Diablo with my friends and family for years. I am not ashamed! I'll whoop you all with blazing fireballs!

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
I have a tattoo of my mom, dad, and younger brother's names going down my spine in Chinese lettering. I also have a quote that reads, "Times have changed, but man hasn't" on my ribs. No, they didn't hurt too bad! I also suspect that no one would guess from looking at me, that I have my nips pierced! Yup!

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
In a Big Country- Big Country

What's your best party trick?
I am a functional drunk. I can drink all day and night for weeks on end, but somehow still make it to work and school. FUNCTIONAL DRUNK! That's my trick!

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
"I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life... and I was wondering if I could interview you?"

What's the worst job you've ever had?
I had great experiences at every company I have worked for. But if I had to chose, it would be my hostess job at the Corvette Diner in San Diego. I had to wear the biggest, ugliest, most awful polka dot poodle shirt all day long! And it was insanely itchy.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Don't you know that danger is my middle name? I enjoy cliff jumping into the ocean in San Diego. Perfect day of leaping off the ledges of Santa Cruz St. in Ocean Beach! It isn't legal though.. oops.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
What am I not eating?! At 4am you can catch me at Taco Fiesta stuffing my face with a delicious chicken California Burrito. What is a California Burrito you ask? Only the best Mexican food on the planet! I thank my lucky stars for providing me with amazing San Diego Mexican food on a daily basis!

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
I honestly have no idea where this tube of Wasabi came from!

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
I have had "sexual relations" in several parks around San Diego.. don't judge me!

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
I feel the sexiest in a fun, flirty sundress. Every woman looks better in a sundress!

Tell us a joke.
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"