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Simone's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
I don't have a favorite sports team. I just love football and the athleticism of the game. I could watch any two teams play and be content.

What's your favorite movie quote?
"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Super Mario Brothers. And yes, the princess always wins!

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
One tattoo- just below panty line on the left side ;)

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Mmm bop! by Hansen

What's your best party trick?
I can dance on rhythm in a room full of off-rhythm. Try it, not as easy as it sounds!

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
"Girl, I want to douce you in green paint and spank you like a naughty avocado."

What's the worst job you've ever had?
A desk job...I'm a dancer. Didn't work out too well.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Dated a professional athlete.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Alfalfa Sprouts

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
If I told you, well...

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Alien by Thierry Muggler

Tell us a joke.
Why do seagulls only fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be bagels. Get it? lmao. This is hilarious. I don't care what you think! ;)