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Stefanie's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
The New York Yankees because when I was five my dad lied to me and told me we were related to Bernie Williams. I thought I was Puerto Rican for 5 years. I'm irish. Since then, I've bled pinstripes. The Terps and Canucks come pretty close after.

What's your favorite movie quote?
When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. -Forgetting Sarah Marshall

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Zombies Ate My Neighbors. Absolutely because I know where all the extra bazookas are.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Belly button, which I am slowly getting too old to have.

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Go West - King of Wishful Thinking. The 80s, a good time....?

What's your best party trick?
Reciting the entire 1958-1962 New York Yankees 25 man roster by heart.

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
(On Halloween when I was dressed as a Victoria Secret Angel) Guy: What are you supposed to be? Me: What do you think I am? Guy: My destiny. I let him buy me a drink for that quick wit.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
Office manager in a small software and design company where I worked under a tyrant office exec who looked like Templton the Rat from Charlotte's Web. He constantly berated me for not putting enough Splenda in the condiments shelf.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Had sex with a hockey player without a condom on.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Anything from Cafeteria in Chelsea, which probably consists of mac and cheese spring rolls, bloody mary extra olives and green eggs and ham. I have a metabolism most ladies would kill for and i intend on using the fuck out of it.

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Some kind of red drink that has the word "gasm" in its label.

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
Is a taxi public? If so, given a beej while my boyfriend had an in depth convo about being an Iraqui immigrant with the driver.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Sweatpants and a Yankees tshirt and flipflops.

Tell us a joke.
The Islanders win the Stanley Cup.