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Vanessa's Q & A

Favorite Sport/Team

Favorite Movie/Actor

Go-to karaoke song
F*** Her Softly (Tenacious D)

My first job

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Just my ears are pierced. As a teen, I was the rebellious kind and pretty much had a piercing everywhere. Perks of knowing badass tattoo artists and piercers, you get it done for free :) Never got inked. I change my mind too much and can't think of something that I want on my body til death do us part.

Mac or PC?
iPad son.

Nintendo, Xbox 360, PS3, or don't game?
NINTENDO NES 4 LYFE! I'm old school. I use my XBOX 360 to stream Netflix more than I game on it

What fun fact, talent or superpower of yours should guys know about?
Super flexible! Like contortionist gumby style. When I was younger, I was a gymnast and as an older gal I do a lot of yoga.

What's the most memorable pick up line you've ever heard?
Does this smell like chloroform?

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Ate a roasted pigs eye.

What's the most unusual place you've ever hooked up? How'd it go?
Nightclub bathrooms. I've actually been kicked out of places for getting caught :/

What's in your purse or pocket right now?
Soft lips chapstick. Nobody likes a chapped lip bro.

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?
Tshirt and underwear. As soon as I get home, off comes the bra and pants. If it was socially acceptable, I would just wear a tshirt and undies EVERYWHERE, but alas, its not.

Would you rather have boring sex all the time or an amazing romp once a year?
Once a year.

If you could do a shot of Jose Cuervo with anyone -- dead or alive -- who would it be?
Albert Einstein. I hear he got down.