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For mere mortals, the annual Maxim Hot 100 gives us the chance to simply gaze at the most jaw-droppingly beautiful women on the planet. For the rich and famous, however, the Hot 100 serves as the yearly dating catalog. Upon hearing the news of Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively’s secret wedding this morning, we realized that we’ve unintentionally been providing a service for those who least need it: As if Ryan Reynolds and his sculpted abs didn’t have enough to feel smug about, after dating early 2000s Hot 100 staple Rachael Leigh Cook, he later married (and divorced) veteran hottie Scarlett Johansson before moving on to 2012’s #13, Blake Lively (just like Ryan, we’re going to pretend Alanis Morissette was just a grunge phase).
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Anyways, Ryan, we hope the second time’s a charm because there are plenty of other guys who need love, too - and we aren't talking about #69. We’re guessing Leo is going to burn through the options in his Victoria Secret mail-order catalogue any day now.
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