STEP 1: DREAM ON
Any good party starts with a vision. You gotta think to yourself, I’m gonna throw a fuckin’ luau. Then dig a big hole in your backyard and build a giant bonfire in it.
STEP 2: ROCKS
Get a hold of some lava rocks from Hawaii and throw them in your pit. Keep the fire going for three days, and on the last day toss in a pig.
STEP 3: THE HAND THAT FEEDS
After 12 hours, take out a few hot rocks and throw them in a pot with jasmine rice and ¿poi. Then pull out the pig and have at it.