This won't be easy for the old gal, so please follow these five simple steps.
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Life isn't easy for your grandma. She has no idea what an "iPad" or a "tweet" is, let alone a "Kardashian." Now, we learn that legendary Depression-era child actress Shirley Temple has passed away at the age of 85. But not to worry; we're here with a fool-proof plan to keep your sweet old nana from soiling her Depends.
Step One: Familiarize yourself with Shirley Temple.
We recommend studying her Wikipedia page and then watching her perform the unbearably cute ditty "Animal Crackers in My Soup" from the 1935 film Curly Top.