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Posted Tuesday 09/18/2007 1:00 AM in
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Monarch
A beheading here, a declaration there, how hard can the whole ruling-over-the-masses thing be? Plus, there's always the possibility of having your face on your country's currency if you do a good job, which is a heck of a lot more motivating than Free-Bagel Wednesday.
Bikini-model greaser
The eight-hour erection caused by being elbow deep in hot oil and boobies all day might get a little annoying, but it's nothing a cold shower can't cure. You'll also be hip to next season's swimwear.
Beer taster
What's better than proudly displaying your gut as a badge of honor, impressing young lassies with your extensive knowledge of hops and barley, and boozing it up while your buddies are schlepping to their dead-end nine-to-five gigs? We'll let you know when we can think of something.
Knight at medieval times
There's nothing like beginning your day with a friendly joust among coworkers and ending it by savagely ripping meat straight off the bone with your bare hands. And those corset-wearing ladies are unbelievably hot. 
Video game tester
You already play Halo like it's your job, but this profession would allow you to write off all that Mountain Dew on your tax return. 
Porn reviewer
This one is pretty self-explanatory, but it's also a great example of getting paid to do something you already do regularly. But remember, money shots are like snowflakes: no two are alike, so you'd have to take care to grade them fairly.
