Check out the rest of our Holiday Party!
1. Bob & Doug McKenzie: “Twelve Days of Christmas”
Four pounds of back bacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer…in a tree, naturally.

2. Run DMC: “Christmas in Hollis”
They decide not to rob Santa and discover the true meaning of Christmas: Benjamins!

3. The Everly Brothers: “Christmas Eve Can Kill You”
The most depressing Christmas song in existence. Do not listen to it with a loaded gun in the house.

4. Seymour Swine & the Squealers: “Blue Christmas”
Elvis’ version is a great tune on its own, but sung by a stuttering Porky Pig with a cackling drunk in the background? Now, that’s pure genius.

5. Tom Waits: “Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis”
Fantastic suicide music about dead ends, parole, and hopelessness. Happy holidays!

6. Kyle Broflofski: “The Lonely Jew on Christmas”
“I’m a Jew/A lonely Jew/I can’t be merry/’Cause I’m Hebrew.” South Park humor at its finest.