Anyone up for some cold, soulless, mechanical sex? Us too! Scientists predict men will be totally doing it with robots within five years and could be marrying them by 2050. “There’s a trend of robots becoming more humanlike in appearance and coming more in contact with humans,” says artificial-intelligence expert David Levy. “Love and sex with robots are inevitable.” So just how different are “robosexuals” from the rest of us?





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Getting Any? Not nearly enough
 More than you can imagine
 Does teary-eyed masturbation count?
Marriage Cheerleaders sexMachines_ring.jpg
“Marriage is a relationship preserved for a man and a woman.”
—Mitt Romney		 “I am now and will forever be a total proponent of gay marriage.”
—Rosie O’Donnell		 “There are people ready right now to marry sex toys.”
—Georgia Tech roboticist Ronald Arkin
Book of Love sexMachines_theGame.jpg
The Game, by Neil Strauss		 sexMachines_joyGaySex.jpg
The Joy of Gay Sex, by Dr. Charles Silverstein and Felice Picano		 sexMachines_servis.jpg
Servis Washing Machine Owner’s Handbook
Spank Bank Resident
Jessica AlbaJake GyllenhaalThe “Moaning Lisa” sexbot, which rewards gropers with more than 200 orgasmic noises courtesy of  sensors on its erogenous zones
Porn of Choice Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon sexMachines_projectRunway.jpg
Project Runway		 sexMachines_smallWonder.jpg
Small Wonder
Morning-After Activity sexMachines_football.jpg
Make up excuse to get home in time to watch the game		 Enjoy egg-white omelets and mimosas at brunch Relube her actuators
Best Pickup Line “I was just about to take my limo to my yacht to my plane to Oprah’s house. Wanna come?” “Hello.” “011000110110111101101101
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