The greatest thing about the greatest of all seasons is that you don’t need money, planning, or talent to have a good time. But if you want more than a “good time,” apply some 45 sunblock and keep on reading.
Wheels The Felt Armada’s kinked handlebars make one-handed operation easy, so with your other mitt you can clasp a sixer or a beach bunny. $319, feltracing.com
Cow Cooker Problem: You like your steaks bloody on the inside and seared on the outside, but by the time your current backyard beast works up a good sear, the meat inside is as gray and tasteless as Wolf Blitzer’s beard. Solution: the gas-powered, 41,000 BTU Char-Broil RED grill, which superheats the outside of your steak using infrared waves on the quick. Attention maître d’ of our local Sizzler: Cancel our reservations forever. $899, homedepot.com
Flip-flops Like popped collars and coke-addicted yuppies, Quiksilver’s Molokai flip-flop evokes the ’80s with its neon color scheme. We’re not sure why it is named after a Hawaiian island with a leper colony, but suddenly we feel like dunking ourselves in Purell. Neurosis aside, they’re really comfy and let you gaze at your tootsies all day long. $15, quiksilver.com