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Posted Wednesday 08/26/2009 3:58 PM in
Articles
by Justin Halpern, Eric Alt, Brenan Sharp, Cory Jones
Filed under: obese, fattest, america, fat, funny, stages of fat, obesity, stages of obesity
As America gets fatter and fatter, we thought we'd help us all figure out what stage of obesity we fall in. So put that third slice of cheesecake down and learn how fat you can really get (If you're not already in Stage 7.)
Stage 1: Potentially Fat
Stage 2: Topanga From "Boy Meets World" Fat
Stage 3: "Party Animal" Fat
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| Posted by Johnny on 08/27/2009 9:39 AM | report abuse |
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LOLOL Awesome.
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| Posted by dave barnaby on 08/27/2009 10:59 AM | report abuse |
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hahah FATTY!
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| Posted by Michael on 08/27/2009 11:36 AM | report abuse |
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"Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay." Glen Quagmire
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| Posted by lui_mirel on 08/27/2009 2:23 PM | report abuse |
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Lol the picture of the womens ass made me close the window immediately only to have to reopen the article to finish reading it :[
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| Posted by sasdasd on 08/27/2009 3:01 PM | report abuse |
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this is just f***d up and mean. our society is screwed in the head. stop making fun of people and help them, ffs.
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| Posted by no on 08/27/2009 3:03 PM | report abuse |
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you guys just filter the truth.
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| Posted by JohnnyG on 08/27/2009 3:13 PM | report abuse |
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"stop making fun of people and help them"
We have gyms, plastic surgery, and diet soda. If they don't take advantage of those things, they are free game.
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| Posted by Evens Moise on 08/27/2009 3:25 PM | report abuse |
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I could read part 5-7. so funny and true. LOL
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| Posted by rebecca on 08/27/2009 3:43 PM | report abuse |
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gee whiz never thought I might relate to a story like this!! However, in just 4 months stage 3 is looking familar.
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| Posted by Brian on 08/27/2009 3:46 PM | report abuse |
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I'm Sporty Fat!!!!!!
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| Posted by Dave on 08/27/2009 4:35 PM | report abuse |
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Very funny. You may have successfully maximized the humor factor (which is the point of a comedy article) but if you wanted accuracy, there needs to be a "normal" obese level (that MOST people fit in) in between 4 & 5, then 5-7 can all be combined into one super-awful category fit for a Maury Povich episode.
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| Posted by Mike on 08/27/2009 5:07 PM | report abuse |
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The question is, do I forward this article to my fat friends and risk insulting them? The answer to that question is yes, they should have thought of that before they got fat.
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| Posted by allen on 08/27/2009 5:10 PM | report abuse |
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some people cant help there selfs or have mental probs no one thinks about that...it takes allot for some one to help there self when all hope seems lost it takes a rude awaken to help them......also somt people do eat allot and get big and dont care what others think or bother to slow down for there health.best thing to do is think of it this way if some one close to u was fat or ugly or had problems and u cared for them would u waqnt someone being mean or saying hurtful things to them? just another point of view
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| Posted by WS on 08/27/2009 5:30 PM | report abuse |
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compassion!
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| Posted by doug on 08/27/2009 5:44 PM | report abuse |
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Oh crap I am totally in that first stage, although full visual contact with penis has remained so far.
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| Posted by Viz on 08/27/2009 6:29 PM | report abuse |
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Great insight - you are way better than a doctor!
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| Posted by nomatophobic on 08/27/2009 7:22 PM | report abuse |
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Who the crap is doing your photoshopping? You managed to do the only thing that could distract one from a freakishly fat person.
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| Posted by xyz on 08/27/2009 8:31 PM | report abuse |
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3 and 4 should be switched !!!
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| Posted by Sean on 08/27/2009 9:37 PM | report abuse |
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I know the guy on the scooter he's actually really nice besides his gigantism
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| Posted by Jamie on 08/28/2009 1:12 AM | report abuse |
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Topanga isn't even fat though... Other than that, this was pretty funny.
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