Here are the worst of the worst.

13. It's sort of like Roseanne Barr pooped this person and asked her to sing. No, it's exactly like that.

 

 

12. How the hell is it even remotely possible that this dude has never heard "Super Freak"?!

 

 

11. At first I just thought, "Shit, this girl is drunk." But then I noticed that the crowd was encouraging her, which made me realize, "Shit, the whole crowd is drunk!"

 

 

10. "Oh no Bob, it won't look gay if we sit on this loveseat together and sing."

 

 

9. It's like a cat in heat, choking slowly on a cough drop. But worse.

 

 

8. You know, when they practiced this in their parents' basement, I bet it kicked ass.

 

7. Who sings "Moon River" and isn't getting laid tonight? This guy.

 

 

6. It's so bad that it took me 30 seconds to even recognize the song.