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What's the definition of necrophilia?

How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?

Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth-control pill…

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang, clip-clop, clip-clop?

What did the worm say to the caterpillar?…

What do you call a smart blonde?

Q: How is sex a lot like air?

Q: What do girls and rocks have in common?

Q: How do you know you’re getting old?

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What is a specimen?

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

What’s gray and comes in quarts?

Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q. What's the best thing about having an emo lawn?

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