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Category: Bar
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An Iraqi soldier buys a camel, ties it up outside his local bar, and walks inside…
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer…
A young Southern belle walks into a bar after having a very bad day…
An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bartender, but he ignores her…
A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just produced “a typical Texas” baby boy…
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub…
A young Southern belle walks into a bar after having a very bad day…
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey and a glass…
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar…
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stands up to leave a bar…
A pirate with a peg leg, hook hand, and an eye patch walks into a bar…
A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun…
A piano player applies for a job in a club…
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. He happens to look down the bar and sees a man with a head the size of a cue ball sitting there…
A woman walks into a bar and orders a whisky on the rocks…
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar and asks about it…
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer…
After a heavy night of drinking…
A young guy at a bar notices two girls deep in conversation…
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign…
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