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An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car …

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta…

A drunken Irishman is driving recklessly through Dublin, and an alert cop pulls him over…

A really drunk guy at a party walks up to the host and asks…

A drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and demands a drink…

Three women had a very late night drinking…

A drunken sailor gives a hooker $100, and they proceed to a back bedroom…

A drunk guy walks into a bar, goes over to a woman standing at the jukebox, and grabs her ass…

A man is driving home drunk…

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment…

Two married buddies are out drinking…

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road…

A really drunk guy at a party walks up to the host and asks…

Late one evening, an officer was parked…

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident…

A drunk stumbles into a bar and orders a drink…

What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night…

A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over…

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stands up to leave a bar and falls flat on his face…

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