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Q. What's the best thing about having an emo lawn?

Q. Did you ever date a midget?

Q. What's the difference between a banker and a cheese pizza?

Q: If you have big boobs you work at Hooters. If you have one leg, where do you work?

Q: Why do bulimics love KFC?

Q: How was David Copperfield born?

What do a dildo and soybeans have in common?

How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?

What is the hardest thing about roller-blading?

What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

What’s the worst thing about the rising unemployment rate?…

Two women are riding bikes to a friend’s house when it starts to get dark…

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a hot, intelligent young lady…

The coach of a girls’ track team starts giving his squad steroids…

A carrot crosses the road and is hit by a car…

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking a beer and watching his wife mow the lawn…

Gary wants to kill his wife, so he calls his best friend Arty to do the vicious deed for him…

An attractive, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…

Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says…

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