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Three couples want to be married in a prestigious church. In order to do this, the minister explains, they must abstain from sex for 30 days and then report back to him…

A small town has a monastery on one end, and convent on the other. The nuns need some supplies, so one of the priests is sent to deliver them…

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?

What do you call a nun’s panties?

What do you call a nun’s panties?

A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be...

Father Mike is hearing confessions one day when he gets the urge to take a leak…

The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors…

Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day…

Three Italian nuns die and go to Heaven, where they are met by St. Peter…

A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly…

Little Teddy’s doing very poorly in math, so his parents enroll him in Catholic school…

Two nuns are on a break in the rectory…

When a beautiful blonde and the Queen die…

Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent…

Two Mormons walk up to a house…

The first day of her honeymoon, a blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie…

A priest walks by a hooker…

Father Norton wakes up and decides to play golf…

What’s carved on a nun’s tombstone?

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