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The Ultimate Scars Gallery The Ultimate Scars Gallery
Check your stomach at the door before entering this world of hurt
Dream Cars Dream Cars
Beyond the need to go fast, there is also the need to look good doing it. New for 2010 are several super-quick whips with a guaranteed wow-factor. Presenting the four-wheeled mistresses for the newly wealthy and the filthy rich.
Creepiest Kids Creepiest Kids' Book Author Photos
With the release of Where the Wild Things Are on the big screen, here's a look at some of the scribes who, judging by their appearance, had no business writing stories for children.
Dragon Con 2009 Parade Dragon Con 2009 Parade
The geeks get their Doobie Brothers on and take it to the streets
Found Porn: No Registration Required Found Porn: No Registration Required
Check out what some people just can't get out of their dirty minds...It's Found Porn: No Registration Required!
Cutting Crew Cutting Crew
In honor of our forthcoming "Hair Crisis Relief" contest with AXE, here are 10 headfuls of flowing locks that should have been locked down
Dudes We Would Do if We Were into Doing Dudes Dudes We Would Do if We Were into Doing Dudes
We were going to create our own Men of the Year list from scratch, but we're too freakin' lazy. So instead we'll just quibble with a few from GQ's annual list. By Jordan Burchette
Honest Mottos for Every State Honest Mottos for Every State
South Dakota's license plate reads, "Great Faces. Great Places." West Viginia's once said, "Almost Heaven." Time for some truth in advertising.
Drawing Bored Drawing Bored
You don't need a fancy art school to become a world-renowned artist, just a steady hand, a slight buzz, and a little program called paint. (Paint can be found by clicking your start button, going into programs, and then accessories, dumbass.)
The World The World's Most Overlooked Dictators
With Radovan Kra... Radovan Karadž... ah, that Serbian douche making tyranny fashionable again, what do these nut jobs have to do to get on CNN?
America America's 10 Worst Dads
Father's Day may have just past, but everyday we thank our lucky stars that our dad is not one of these assholes.
The World The World's Most Forgiving Women
We wanted to know which of these lenient ladies extended their lesser halves the most quarter. We asked, you voted and these women ruled.
7 Animals More Desperate for Sex Than Men 7 Animals More Desperate for Sex Than Men
Men will do, say, or put up with just about anything to get laid. And we've still got nothing on these beasts.
The Weirdest Places to Hide Drugs The Weirdest Places to Hide Drugs
You won't believe these drug disguises uncovered by the DEA. And that's why you're not a member of the DEA.
2008 New York International Auto Show 2008 New York International Auto Show
Check out the the sweet rides and concept cars this year's show had to offer.
The Best Beards of All Time The Best Beards of All Time
These are the mug shrubs you've wished you could grow since puberty.
Our Favorite Political Sex Scandals Our Favorite Political Sex Scandals
Dalliances with teens and bimbos, allegations of cruising public restrooms, murder, and worse... Politicians: They're just like us!
Fashion: Recipes For Success Fashion: Recipes For Success
Five of New York's hottest young chefs offer fresh takes on haute cuisine.
Maxim.com Declares Abstinence Maxim.com Declares Abstinence
No more! We´re declaring an end to any more "I´m f**king Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Seth Rogen" music videos—unless it stars these guys.
The 10 Nimblest Movie Fat Guys The 10 Nimblest Movie Fat Guys
These big-boned actors busted moves on-screen and catering budgets off-screen.

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