The Lamest Actors To Have Action Figures

11. Sandman (Thomas Haden Church, Spider-Man 3)
Sandman is one of our favorite Spider-Man supervillains, and we're honestly not that upset about Church being cast to play him in the third installment of the series. It's just that if you had told us in '95 that the dopey mechanic from Wings would someday be sitting on toy shelves around the country, we would've laughed our asses off. At least they haven't made a Monk action figure of Church's Wi