The "Bride of Wildenstein" is a former rosy-cheeked Swiss fraülein, who attempted to win back her philandering, big-game-hunting husband by morphing into one of his beloved cats. Countless cosmetic mishaps later, Wildenstein's mangled mug appeared less lion than lionitis. She's since reconciled with her ex, but the only thing we'd stick this cougar with is a tranquilizer.
