Everyone enjoys a good salami slamming now and then, but it's a bummer when someone interrupts the fun. Unless of course that certain "someone" is a horny Swede in a two-piece.
Brad (Judge Reinhold), Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Busted By: The bikini'd babe he's jerking to The wank that spawned a million more. No one can blame the guy for cranking one off to Phoebe Cates in a cherry-red bikini. But anyone who's commandeered the tiny Toyota before knows to double-check the lock on the door.
