Mswati has been king since he was 18. His fave hobby is banning political parties in an effort to fend off democracy. Effective, but not nearly dictatorial enough. Luckily, M3 is just as good at blowing money (he dropped $500,000 on a luxury car) and botching his country's HIV crisis (shockingly, his 5-year ban on sex didn't work). It must really embarrass his 13 wives.
