Dudes We Would Do if We Were into Doing Dudes
We were going to create our own Men of the Year list from scratch, but we're too freakin' lazy. So instead we'll just quibble with a few from GQ's annual list. By Jordan Burchette
Lists
TOUGH GUY OF THE YEAR FEDOR EMILIANENKO
CHAMPIONS PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES/NEW YORK GIANTS/DETROIT RED WINGS—REALLY, ANYONE BUT THE BOSTON CELTICS
FUNNYMAN DANNY MCBRIDE
LEADING MAN ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
BREAKOUT MATT FORTE
LEGEND JACK CAFFERTY
ARTIST GUY WHO DRAWS A PENIS AND THREE JIZZ DROPS ON OUTDOOR ADS
COMEBACK KID O.J. SIMPSON
GAME CHANGER WILBUR HACKETT JR.
PRICK WILBUR HACKETT JR.
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