Maybe that guy was right when he sang about "long-haired freaky people will be shot on sight." Face it, some dudes are completely oblivious to the fact that they look awful and need help. So in honor of our "Hair Crisis Relief" contest, sponsored by the fine folks at AXE, we present this gallery of schlubs who are way overdue for a visit with the follicle physician. It may be too late for them, but click here to see if you're one of 4 lucky gents who gets the chance to spend a weekend in Las Vegas for your own personal makeover and a chance to party with Maxim's Hometown Hotties finalists! (Sorry, ladies, but you can only enter the men in your life you're embarrassed to be spotted out in public with.)
