This Halloween brings us three amazing things: 1) The latest episode of House, 2) The release of Ron Artest's rap album, My World, and 3) The start of the 2006-2007 NBA Season. Will House walk without a cane again? Will Artest's album be better than K-Fed's? Will this NBA Season be the best in decades? Yes, yes, and hell yes.

If you thought the last two NBA seasons kicked ass, then dig in for a Chuck Norris-caliber season. High flyers, young guns, Euro imports, totally sweet moustaches, and Canadian point guards should make the entire season worth watching.

Below is a blue-collar breakdown of how the '06-'07 season will "net" out:

Atlantic	Northwest
1. Nets 2. Celtics 3. Raptors 4. Knicks 5. 76ers	1. Nuggets 2. Jazz 3. Wolves 4. Sonics 5. Trail Blazers
Central	Pacific
1. Pistons 2. Bulls 3. Cavs 4. Pacers 5. Bucks	1. Suns 2. Clippers 3. Lakers 4. Kings 5. Warriors
Southeast	Southwest
1. Heat 2. Wizards 3. Bobcats 4. Magic 5. Hawks	1. Mavs 2. Spurs 3. Rockets 4. Hornets 5. Grizzlies

NBA Playoffs - Conference Champions
Suns
Cavs

NBA Champs
Suns

League MVP
LeBron James, Cavs

Defensive Player of Year
Ben Wallace, Bulls

Scoring Champ
Gilbert Arenas, Wizards

Rookie of the Year
Brandon Roy, Trail Blazers

Coach of the Year
Scott Skiles, Bulls



Additional Random Predictions:

Adam Morrison's moustache wins an Emmy for cameo in Reno 911

J.J. Redick has a 30 point game, but begs to be released from the team so he can move back to Duke and "hang out" with the lacrosse players

NBA players hate new PETA-friendly non-leather Spalding game ball, request new ball made of stingray

Las Vegas All-Star Game largely overshadowed by it's after-parties

All-Star Game after-parties largely overshadowed by Bill Walton running naked through the Bellagio fountain

Chris Webber undergoes treatment for depression and tells the press that he can't stop thinking about his days in Sacramento, partly because he was good then, but mostly because he dated Tyra Banks

Chris Kaman plays Caveman #3 in new Geico commercial

After already switching to 24, Kobe turns heads when he requests to change his number to Grey's Anatomy

Pandemonium ensues when Starbuck's coffee costs more than Starbury's new $14.98 shoes

Isiah Thomas gets fired as Knicks head coach

Isiah Thomas gets manager position at White Castle

Isiah Thomas gets fired from White Castle

Referee Joe Crawford completes 31st season behind the whistle. Nobody cares.

Ben Wallace wins "Defensive Player of the Year," then eats family of 4

Four Knicks players get traded to Manchester United for Draft Picks and cash (Euros)

Let the fun begin. Giddy up!