Just as we always suspected. Superman's kind of a douche...
We thought we would get your weekend started on a lighter note (because our tone is normally so serious) compliments of College Humor. Chin up, Batman. You can always console yourself with the fact that Superman Returns would have to be re-released 4 more times to even come close to The Dark Knight’s box office haul… 

Also...
And as promised... Girls!
Have a good weekend everyone. Here's hoping somebody else's $10,000 touchdown celebration can generate a music video...