Once again Google Trends astounded me upon checking its daily Hot 100 search term phrases, greeting me with "Halloween Porn" at No. 89. I thought to myself, "Could America be that horny that even on the creepiest of holidays, we are searching for naked chicks on the Internet?" The answer, of course, is yes. Nevertheless, there are other reasons, namely these three:

1 - Wes Craven created the Google Halloween logo. And, because news sites have nothing better to do, they pointed out that he got his start in the porn industry.

2 - Zack & Miri Make a Porno debuts in theaters today. Well, unless you're NBC, then just Zack & Miri premieres.

3 - Every Halloween, people getting too old for their own good start questioning why girls wear sexy outfits, saying the costumes are straight out of "porn stores." Which answers the question of who visits porn stores.