As of the publish date and time of this post, there are 21,030 Barack Obama-related items for sale on eBay, and it ain't all newspapers printed yesterday. From inane domain names to autographed books not actually written by Obama, you've never seen a more profitable "socialist!"

Domains for sale
These click catalysts can be yours, some for opening bids of only $20,000,000!

ObamaNickNacks.com
PresidentBHO.com (great guy, awful initials)
partylikebarackstar.net
nudeobamapics.com (his shoot in Indonesia was one of Maxim's sexiest ever!)
barac-obama.com [sic]
ObamaTheGreatOnline.com (you know, in case he gets effed to death by a horse, duh)
unlockbarack.com
joetheplumberdotcom.com (that's right, dotcom.com)
obamapresidentelect.com
obamasgrandmother.com (could really learn a lesson in timeliness from obamapresidentelect.com)
BarackObamica.com

Autographed copy of To Kill a Mockingbird… by Barack Obama
Not unlike Comic Book Guy's cherished photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.

American flag signed by Barack and Michelle Obama
In the words of every stupid Facebook status update I've read since Tuesday: I can finally be proud to be American. First, our President-and-First-Lady-Elect both defaced our nation's flag, which is kind of a violation of Federal law; second, the moron selling it threw it on the ground in order to photograph it. Now you can burn it for just $1,118.51!