The top 20 Victoria's Secret angels are proof that heaven is a place on earth. For those of you delusional enough to make this your to-do list, at least you know you have a better chance than this guy...


…Unless, your bed is covered by one of these Mario-themed quilts. If that's the case, you are better off setting your sights on a cold beer rather than a hot babe. Fortunately, the Internet also provides a far more attainable to-do list for that realm, as well: 11 beers to try before you bite the dust.