Right when we thought we knew everything about Thanksgiving, College Humor brings us this video of some interesting, never-before-seen coverage of Pilgrim lore. The once fashionable Plymouth Colony natives wore those funny-looking hats, but nobody really knew, or cared to find out, what the belt buckle was actually holding back. Until now. Very NSFW, by the way, unless you're marketing manager of Bilbo's Dildoes, Inc..

SOURCE: CollegeHumor.com

Edit: Obviously we got a D+ in History class. The Pilgrims took the Mayflower over.