Posted Thursday 11/27/2008 7:00 AM in
Stupid Fun by Jordan Burchette, Eric Alt
Filed under: Thanksgiving, Scooby Doo, Ron Jeremy, Holidays, floats, Underdog Lady, macys, Balloons, Parade

Say, instead of Scooby Doo... his cousin Scooby Dum!

Instead of Public Broadcasting's Arthur... Dudley Moore's Arthur!

Instead of Snoopy... his older brother Spike!

Instead of Sonic the Hedgehog... porn's infamous hedgehog, Ron Jeremy!

Instead of Underdog... Underdog... Lady!

Instead of Big Bird... the Muppet with AIDS!