Tonight, NBC officially kicks off "decorate your home with an overabundance of lights until you eventually blow a fuse and everything burns down" season. That's right: Rockefeller is getting its 75th visit from an unsuspecting evergreen cut from Shelton, Connecticut. But who wants to spend an hour of their life watching dancers and prancers on TV when you can watch the one (and only, dammit!) real Christmas tree lighting tradition: The Christmas Tree Lady. We hope this oldie, but goodie brings you as much time-wasting joy it brings us when we play it every 35 minutes.