If you haven't been watching Paris Hilton's show My New BFF...congratulations, you can keep your ball sack. We're about to hit you with the one and only thing you should know about the show. (No, it has nothing to do with the breed of dog Paris is thinking about holding hostage in the future, or what kind of lame PSA she's going to be doing next.)

Here it is: Her new BFF is ridiculously smoking hot.

Her name is Brittany Flickinger and she is a 24-year old aspiring model and rocker (see, she's got a guitar in her hands and everything!).

You may have seen her on such magazines as WhoCares Weekly and the PleaseBuyThisMagOrWeWillBeImpoverished Chronicle, but you can skip all of that searching around because we did all the work for you. Actually, her MySpace page did, but let's not get nitpicky about it. According to Flickinger, her most recent life experiences include having her cell phone stolen by an elf at some place called The Grove, coming down with a cold, and bowling at Lucky Strike in Hollywood.

Great, mmhmm, interesting, yeah. *nods* Now, what was that we said about her being smoking hot?

Photos courtesy of her MySpace page.