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All these years we've been trying to hide the fact that we constantly smell like a flame-broiled Whopper sandwich, and now we've learned that there's a new cologne that's SUPPOSED to smell like that. We're not kidding. Burger King has released a body spray called FLAME that they say is the "scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

Apparently samples are on the way to our office. We hope to try it out in an attempt to offend our vegetarian friends, attract roaming packs of hungry dogs, and pick up chicks who are turned on by BK burger flippers. Watch out ladies!