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Ho, ho—ugh. Forget it. Not even going to try to to get into the holiday spirit. It's negative five degrees outside, there are fifty thousand e-mails in my inbox and we're getting pitches for Fox TV shows called Bitches. I wish I was kidding. So, let's look back at the good times this year, the moments when the standard of living for all guyhood was raised a teensy bit. Whether it was the introduction of sexy girls, the dumping of material girls, or just old faces getting their due, 2008 may have been the best year ever for guys. Need a refresher course? Take a look:

Guy Ritchie gets rid of Madonna and gets $76 million.

Paul Krugman wins Nobel prize in Economics.

The world was introduced to the Wii Fit Girl.

David Letterman calls out Spencer Pratt.

Sarah Palin is chosen as GOP VP nominee.

Bill Gates retires from Microsoft.

Scientists may have found the female G-spot.

Great, now vote! If you want to throw angry words at us for leaving something out, feel free to use the comments box below.