When we first saw this clip from a Japanese game show, we thought, “Wow, this old dude has no idea how to slip ‘n’ slide over of a bunch of oiled-up, bikini-wearing girls.” We should know, we do this at our company picnic every July 4th. But then we examined his technique and realized that he doesn’t give a shit about the game show, he’s taking his time to slowly grab each and every one of them. We tip our hat to you, Mr. Dirty Old Man on a Japanese Game Show.