Reading The Onion: It's like peeling the eponymous vegetable—except the tears you cry are the products of hilarious social commentary that's actually quite saddening when you think about it. This week, the irreverent costermongers are unleashing the hounds against Sony and their "new stupid box thing." We're not sure what the Japanese manufacturer did to deserve the derision (we've actually come around to all of our Sony crap flashing us random words and numbers), but we're glad someone is finally taking a stand against something. Our nomination for next week's whipping post: sports writers who think baseball is more than someone hitting a ball with a wooden stick.