Posted Thursday 04/30/2009 10:30 AM in
Stupid Fun by Richard McVey
Filed under: smooth, contest, Hot 100
We want your smoothest line and we’ll do anything to get it. You can call it bribery, but we prefer the word “contest.” (At least, that’s what our legal nerds told us to say.) All you have to do is ENTER HERE, and share your best pick-up line. We’ll select one grand prize winner who’ll get an all expense paid trip (airfare, two nights at a trendy hotel, 450 bucks spending money) for themselves and a kiss-ass friend to the Maxim Hot 100 Party in Los Angeles this summer.
And to prove to all your player-hater friends you were actually at the Party of the Year, we’ll hook you up with a digital camera to capture all the unbelievable hotness that surrounds you.
But HURRY, the contest ends tonight at midnight. Now give it to us!
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| Posted by Ian X. on 04/30/2009 11:33 AM | report abuse |
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This isn't so much "smooth" as "effective":
"We must go out in the yard and fuck like weasels-- NOW!"
(Only used in earnest twice that I know of, and it worked both times.)
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| Posted by art perez on 04/30/2009 12:21 PM | report abuse |
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Me: I'm an actor.
Her: oh really! What movies have u been in.
Me: have you heard of that tv show called blossom? I was the character "9". Her best friend's physical therapist.
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| Posted by Dennis on 05/04/2009 5:08 PM | report abuse |
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You should be careful. They might kick you out for making the other girls look bad
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| Posted by Danny B on 05/05/2009 1:57 AM | report abuse |
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(slight bump into her) excuse me,(quick look into eyes) laws of attraction I guess!? =D ;)
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| Posted by Dericka Brewer on 05/28/2009 11:44 PM | report abuse |
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Sorry i have two great pick up lines I would use.
The first one is Do you have a band aid cause I scraped my knee falling for you. The other one is Do you have a map cause I got lost in your eyes. Hope you love thanks
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| Posted by calandra on 06/28/2009 5:42 AM | report abuse |
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Girl says this to guy she likes:"I am having a party tonight."
Guy: "Where?"
Girl says:"In my pants would you like to join me?"
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| Posted by nathan a spencer on 12/04/2009 4:27 PM | report abuse |
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1. If you could be anything what would you be? I would like to be your next heart beat.
2.hi i was just wandering where the smartest girl in the bar is?
3. Ive travelled all over the world and ive never meet anyone as cool as you.
4. hi So has any pickup lines worked on you tonight?
5. ive been being a huge chicken all night and just wanted to say hi and ill go now ( walked off)
6. I could swore you were the first lady!
7. Hi are you as beautiful as drunken i think?
8. Hi are you the owner of this place?
9. hi was wandering if you would like to take some shots with me cause my heart just stop on its way to you.
10. Hi
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| Posted by robert brannon on 01/18/2010 12:15 AM | report abuse |
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Do you have the time?......for me?
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| Posted by Eric Stern on 02/09/2010 3:13 PM | report abuse |
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Heads, we sleep together. Tails, we just cuddle.
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| Posted by Jordan Moyer on 03/07/2010 5:44 PM | report abuse |
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Excuse me, have you ever heard of the 60 second sex machine?.....Got a minute?
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